"All religion ever made of me /Was just a sinner with a stone tied to my feet /It never set me free /It's gotta be More like falling in love..." ♫ - Jason Gray

"We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can." - Will Rogers

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." - Douglas Adams

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world." - J. R. R. Tolkien

"We are told that it is perfectly legitimate for believers to suffer grief. Our Lord Himself was a man of sorrows and acquainted with grief. Though grief may reach to the roots of our souls, it must not result in bitterness. Grief is a legitimate emotion, at times even a virtue, but there must be no place in the soul for bitterness." - R.C. Sproul

"It's never just a game when you're winning." - George Carlin

"I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much." - Mother Teresa